manie-sans-delire-x:

darkestelemental616:

todaysbird:

crows have been documented holding ‘funerals’ for many years. however, researchers suggest that they may not be mourning; evidence indicates that crows may be examining the body & surrounding area for potential threats to the rest of the flock.

source: (x)

So it’s not a funeral…

…….it’s a fucking autopsy and criminal investigation.

You might even call it

a murder investigation.

rando-posts:

Post: *contains an image*

Tumblr’s new bot:

captainlordauditor:

sonorankid:

sonorankid:

u ever have on mutuals whos so deep in another fandom that u know absolutely zero about and they make posts that look like they speaking another language or some shit

i really appreciate the number of mutuals who are not in any of my fandoms sharing this post. its like a little hello nod as we pass each other in the hall

frederick-the-ii:

ladywiltshire:

fourteen–steps:

highkey-potato:

retroasgardian:

wartortles:

el tigre es pequeño y gordo

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO

First of all, it’s not nice to take pictures without sourcing them to the photographer. Which is doubly important because if you had you would have found the rest of Paul Wiggin’s photos of this sumatran tiger cub from the Chester Zoo and and used this one instead, which is objectively 10x better in every way

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO Y ENOJADO

Adding more photos of this tiny and fat and aNGRY boi

ludicrousladybug:

someone: hey, doesn’t that look kinda like the red lyrium idol you guys found in the deep roads? good thing you guys destroyed it though!

hawke and varric:

Originally posted by giantmonster

theradiointukyshead:

a kickstarter for Cards Against Humanity - John Mulaney extension pack

Black Cards:

• Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell ___.
• I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. I am ___.
• I’ll keep ___ right here and then one day I’ll die.
• Buy ___. Engraved, question mark?
• There’s ___ loose in a hospital.
• This is ___. Could be a nursery.
• I gave you ___ and you gave me ___ and then we called it a day.
• Because we’re ___ and life is a fucking nightmare.
• My wife is ___ and I like her so much.
• I’m very gay. I’d like ___.
• The bread of God is ___. He will bring us ___.
• Is it ___ or is it ___? That’s up to ye.
• College is just ___ and they’re like, “Partial credit,” and that’s like the whole thing.
• ___ might as well happen. Adult life is already so goddamn weird.

White Cards:

• A sea of drunken toddlers
• 7 What’s New Pussycats followed by 1 It’s Not Unusual
• A hundred year-old blind dog who’s texting and driving while drinking a smoothie
• A 28-year-old healthy man trying his best
• One black coffee
• Playing violent video games and catfishing pedophiles
• [sustained groaning] yknow, life?
• STREET SMARTS!
• The moral backbone of a chocolate eclair
• One word at a time with verbal abuse
• Snorting cocaine the night before college graduation
• A hundred and twenty thousand (120,000) dollars
• Being so horny and angry all the time and having no outlet for it
• A tall child
• A high-waisted man with feminine hips
• Delta Airlines
• Anyone who has seen my dick and met my parents
• Going down on some rocking twink
• An on fire garbage can
• Doing white people stuff in Connecticut
• One pre-Y2K asshole
• Our nation’s No Snitchin’ policy
• Such 19-year-old horseshit
• Throwing pedophiles off their rhythms
• Probably HPV. Probably.

nassadii:

kaasknot:

bara-zoku:

tolkienteacher:

juan-the-gecko:

When women want to fuck monsters:

Originally posted by submersivemedia

Originally posted by southern-values

Originally posted by awidevastdominion

Originally posted by cvasquez

Originally posted by xbunnyclawsx

Originally posted by assian-candor

When men want to fuck monsters:

Conclusion: men are fucking cowards.

I laughed out loud in the middle of a staff meeting.

I have yet to see a “not all men” and I’m surprised. 

via @trillgutterbug